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i'm andrea. 19. i have a strong admiration of lava, lurking around your blog, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're lost, just go ahead and follow me!
Posted on 1st Sep at 6:03 PM, with 397,146 notes

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

Posted on 28th Aug at 7:38 PM, with 108,797 notes

wwywinytm:

janecrocker:

why are men so embarrassed to buy tampons

like

that cashier KNOWS THAT THOSE AREN’T FOR YOU

whereas if i buy tampons for myself

that poor cashier has to sit there wondering FOR THE REST OF THE DAY if while they were talking to me i was bleeding out of my vagina

i dont think you understand how traumatizing that can be for some poor 16 year old boy with facial acne

I’d buy your tampons. 

Posted on 28th Aug at 6:33 AM, with 139,006 notes

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

Posted on 28th Aug at 2:11 AM, with 440,572 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:59 AM, with 11,106 notes

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:58 AM, with 9,704 notes

astound:

My soulmate is my bed and always will be

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:53 AM, with 22,700 notes
businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it
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businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:49 PM, with 327,880 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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