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i'm andrea. 18. i have a strong admiration of lava, lurking around your blog, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're lost, just go ahead and follow me!
Posted on 20th Aug at 9:49 PM, with 385,041 notes



imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful

Posted on 20th Aug at 8:33 PM, with 179,911 notes


if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

Posted on 20th Aug at 8:28 PM, with 130,179 notes
Anonymous asked: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?




Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


Oh snap


Posted on 20th Aug at 8:26 PM, with 7,898 notes
"Be there for others, but never leave yourself behind."
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Posted on 20th Aug at 8:20 PM, with 328,794 notes


when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   


Posted on 20th Aug at 8:09 PM, with 543,360 notes

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.


Posted on 20th Aug at 8:06 PM, with 559,447 notes




I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Posted on 20th Aug at 8:05 PM, with 85,179 notes

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

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